Dear Michigan,

It is hard to believe that we’ve been together now for almost nine years.  You’ll be happy to know that our relationship is the longest relationship I’ve had of my adult life.  But, you’ve probably noticed over the last couple of years things have gotten rather strained between the two of us.  You’ve suspected it, and even confronted me about it, and yes, I’m leaving you for Texas.

I’m sorry I resorted to telling you in this manner, but you have a habit of throwing completely irrational tantrums when I’ve tried to talk to you about serious issues in the past.  Before you get defensive about this do I need to remind you about my divorce and two foreclosures?  You’ve accused me of fighting dirty in the past, I’d rather think of it as being prepared.

I know we’ve had good times in the past and I’ll try to stop by and say hi when I’m in the area.  But for now I’d appreciate it if you’d give me the space I need over the next couple of weeks while I pack up my things.  After that I think we can both move on to better and healthier relationships.

It’s been fun.